do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
you also forget to factor in he can punch through trees, cave walls, survive splashing into water at heights that would normally kill a man and swim up water falls
Now there’s a real man.
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell
Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
Mark Sheppard: I like lying to my kids.
Mark Pellegrino: I taught my daughter the wrong words for things.